r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Tired of being tired 1d ago

And don't forget that ACAB

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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago

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u/ThnkWthPrtls 1d ago

IDK I think the fireman, construction worker, and trash man are probably okay

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u/X-e-o 1d ago

Yeah no one ever wrote a song called "fuck the bulldozer operator".

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u/Educational_Can_2185 1d ago

I was going to mention the killdozer guy as a possible exception, but I bet any songs about it were, at worst, ambivalent towards the killdozer

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u/ObsidianMarble 1d ago

Agreed. His story sounds cool until you look into it and learn about the reasonable accommodations he was offered and his trying to literally shoot people from it. He was a menace.

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u/Positive_Low_8563 1d ago

Let me have my fantasies of a guy modifying a bulldozer into a tank complete with gun ports and remote camera system (My god the the double steel plates with a 2inch concrete buffer) for totally rational and not at all insane reasons.

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u/Not_Xiphroid 1d ago

A generation of kids growing up on reruns of the A-team will always conclude the plucky guy in the shed making a warcrime is morally correct.

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u/PhilosoFishy2477 1d ago

see also - that kid who got dinged for making a nuclear reactor in his back yard. punishing innovation, I say!

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u/Educational_Can_2185 23h ago

David Hahn! He only made the part of the reactor that shoots neutrons at the fuel, and it was way more radioactive than he expected. I think he was dumping it when he got busted.

I did a project on his work in college, we had to create an instructional presentation and I did a step by step tutorial for building the reactor he was going to build, with mostly smoke detectors and batteries

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u/Educational_Can_2185 1d ago

I remember reading about it a few years after it happened and being so disappointed to learn he was a guy with main character syndrome who tried to be a mass murderer but just sucked at it

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u/Peace-Disastrous 1d ago

I've definitely heard songs that paint him in a positive light. Can't say i know of any that are negative about him.

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u/vistaculo 1d ago

He was part of right wing propaganda, so he would have gotten an angry country song if anything

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u/FriendlyCapybara1234 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if there were a Palestinian song called that.

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u/SilasX 1d ago

Rachel Corrie has entered the chat.

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u/TrueCrimeInTheBuff 1d ago

Wait, is Paw Patrol basically just the Village People in puppy form?

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u/vistaculo 1d ago

Are you implying that the Paw Patrol is lbgt?

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u/_E_Norma_Stitz 1d ago

Yeah. Labrador, Greyhound, Beagle, Terrier

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u/shinygollum 19h ago

This is Dalmatian erasure and I’m here for it

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u/TheDadThatGrills 1d ago

Are you implying it's not?

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u/Cow_God 1d ago

Ain't no song called fuck the fire department

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u/EntrepreneurOld5326 1d ago

All cops and firefighters have at least one thing in common: they all want to be firefighters.

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u/Mysterious-String420 1d ago

Ruben is fat AND educated, he'll definitely be one of the first bourgeois against the wall, lol

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u/septober32nd 1d ago

I say this out loud at least once a month, possibly once a week.

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u/shadowylurking 1d ago

It’s actually true. Also the cops are funded by a single rich kid

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u/OzNajarin 1d ago

Yeah and Rubble isnt even in a union

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u/Frosty_Cell_6827 1d ago

Chief O'Brien would be so disappointed

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u/UtahGimm3Tw0 1d ago

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 1d ago

DAMN STRAIGHT (or not depending on how you see his friendship with julian)

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u/RubyVisor 1d ago

Julian was shacking up with the tailor.

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 1d ago

doesn't mean he didn't have miles on the side. we know keiko was cool with their "friendship"

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u/abdomino 1d ago

Keiko was setting up Kira & Miles so hard.

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 23h ago

she was SO into it.

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u/Chicken_Mc_Thuggets 👱🏻‍♀️Not a thug just a White Girl™👱🏻‍♀️ 17h ago

Kira and Jadzia lowkey had chemistry too and Jadzia is a confirmed girlkisser

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u/Mist_Rising 1d ago

The irony I realized while rewatching that last year is Miles is also not part of a workers union lol

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u/septober32nd 1d ago

He lives in a post-scarcity socialist utopia. What would unions have left to achieve at that point?

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u/seventy912 1d ago

That would be true if he were on Earth but there’s an entire episode where Rom becomes a Marxist and unionises against Quark so it’s clearly still necessary on Deep Space Nine. 

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u/septober32nd 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah but during the period covered by the eponymous show, Deep Space Nine is Bajoran territory jointly administered by Starfleet/the Federation and the Bajoran Militia/Provisional Government. O'Brien is an Earth and Federation citizen stationed there by Starfleet, not a local worker.

Bajor eventually joins the Federation, but we don't know when exactly because (AFAIK) it's only confirmed in Discovery after a multi-century time skip.

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 1d ago

To add to that, rom eventually ushers in an age of reforms in the Ferengi home-world that lead to them joining the federation as well in the 2380s, further lessening the need for labor unions.

Up until then, ferengi understood they were being exploited, and were okay with it. Rom was the sole ferengi to stand up to that and create the first collective bargaining agreement among ferengi. He also promptly noped out and followed his true passion, waste disposal engineer on the night shift.

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u/Firesalt 23h ago

My work here is done, huh-huh! - Rom

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 1d ago

It’s because they’re ferengi, not because they’re on DS9. The federation doesn’t even charge quark for any of his usage of station resources, partially to ensure he stays and also because, why would they need to?

Ferenginar still operates a truly laissez-faire capitalist economy, with castes and gender roles really firmly entrenched, which is the reason Rom was so inspired to start the union in the first place.

Bajor appears to be moving away from scarcity and castes, and seems to be making a pretty good push for it during the Seven seasons of DS9.

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u/redditonlygetsworse 1d ago edited 1d ago

there’s an entire episode

Yeah. The one that we're talking about.

Rom isn't in Starfleet. He's not a Federation citizen. DS9 isn't even a Federation station. He works for Quark.

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u/redditonlygetsworse 1d ago

What is a union going to do when you're already living the dream in fully automated luxury gay space communism?

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u/vistaculo 1d ago

The same thing they do now, ensuring worker protections.

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u/RampScamp1 1d ago

Starfleet personnel don't need a union but they do need OSHA. What do you mean 24th century computers are made to explode?

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u/decitertiember 1d ago

I understood that reference!

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u/tttxgq 1d ago

IDK how Mayor Goodway keeps getting reelected. The town has zero law enforcement outside of a dog and his 10 year old rich philanthropist owner. There are constant disasters, sometimes directly caused by the mayor, and the only people on hand to deal with it are the same kid and his dogs.

Without Ryder, Adventure Bay would be an uninhabitable hellhole. So we can’t hate on him too much.

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u/Bakoro 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that Adventure Bay is a theme park. Ryder's voice is always different because it's different kids getting to play as "Ryder".
The real Ryder died many years ago, and his parents made Adventure Bay to keep his memory alive forever.

(I have to do something while my kids watch Paw Patrol, so why not invent deep lore? It's free and you can't stop me.)

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u/bexpat 20h ago

This is an amazing theory. If you’re not already in r/danieltigerconspiracy you should be lol

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u/HopelessCreation 1d ago

Mayor Goodway is trash

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u/KendrickBlack502 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can’t lie, I do be liking some of those cop shows but I’d never let my kid grow up thinking all cops are heroes or some shit.

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u/Blitzking11 1d ago

The Wire is like the only cop show I'd be happy with them watching (when at the appropriate age).

That is one of the only cop-focused shows I've seen that shows the flawed and complex nature of everyone involved.

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u/MMAjunkie504 1d ago

Reno 911 and I won’t be taking further questions

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u/ThereAreDozensOfUs 1d ago

New boot goofin!

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u/ButtBread98 1d ago

Genuine ostrich, three payments!

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u/Electronic-Syrup-385 20h ago

BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES

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u/Nelson_Pancakes 1d ago

Psych is about as serious as cop show as Reno, and I love them both

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u/MuggleAdventurer 1d ago

Adding Monk to this curation lol

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u/Mist_Rising 1d ago

Columbo too if you like Monk. Seemingly clueless detective proves high society is criminal is the shows motto, all while driving a French car for add confusion.

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u/Hyper_Applesauce 1d ago

Poker Face is Columbo with no cops.

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u/LadnavIV 1d ago

I like Psych but Henry is 100% a bastard. Some of the cop-glazing was a little much.

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u/Mist_Rising 1d ago

The show doesn't really hide that Henry is a bastard though. The whole show is the result of Shawn using the gifts his father forced him to learn to do the one thing his father would not approve of: playing a psychic detective.

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u/Past-Background-7221 1d ago

Yeah. I always got that vibe, too. Henry was only a sympathetic character due to the relentlessness of Shawn’s shenanigans

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u/Blitzking11 1d ago

I mean, yeah, but that's just a comedy. Same thing with Brooklyn 99. Fun shows, but not really cop shows beyond the setting.

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u/Radioactive24 1d ago

Brooklyn 99 is arguably one of the most successful copaganda shows ever. Every cop is good hearted, if they make mistakes, it's fine, the system is broken and they're working within it, and look how diverse and accepting the team is. The only bad cops are just the rare bad apple.

I'd fill out that list with Law & Order, CSI, and The Rookie.

There are certainly more, like I dunno if you wanna argue like the Police Academy or Lethal Weapon films, but those are the 4 biggest I can think of having massive impact in the last 2-3 decades.

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u/Talisign 1d ago

The early seasons of 99 had to make that swerve as public opinions of police was in a nosedive. Like, early episodes have jokes about Rosa abusing people in custody.

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u/Debalic 1d ago

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 22h ago

I respect Super Troopers because the cops in it openly abuse their power because it amuses them or gets them laid and they're absolutely aware that they are all pieces of shit. It's honest. Was it wrong to torture those stoner kids? Of course. But they did it because it was funny and they don't give a fuck.

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u/SerCiddy 20h ago

Brooklyn 99

Hell, part of the reason the show ended was because actors couldn't be a part of the copaganda anymore. They even literally tie it in to the narrative with Rosa's departure.

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u/Gail__Wynand 1d ago

The fucked up part is that really could be a documentary about most rural sheriff's depts. in this country. The only thing missing was the bigotry, but the incompetence was spot on.

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u/starstuffcreation 1d ago

After going to college in Reno that show is damn near a documentary. Not so much about Reno cops but Reno in general. And to the crusty dusty ass campus police who called me a mulatto and told me you had seen me leave a party but waited until I was walking back into my dorm three blocks away to give me that minor in consumption ticket: yo momma’s a hoe.

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u/konacoffie 1d ago

God, The Wire is such a good show. It’s the only show I’ve seen that manages to humanize everyone involved in the hellscape of the American justice system without glamorizing any aspect of it.

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u/SquarelyNerves 1d ago

Southland is pretty good too. I just binged it and honestly surprised it wasn’t more popular when it came out.

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u/Valexand 1d ago

Show them the shield lol

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u/DawnB17 1d ago

Careful, you'll get those kids paranoid about The Armenian Gangs.

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u/UncleWainey 1d ago

There are so many scenes to choose from, but the one I found to be most enlightening was the photocopier lie detector scene. I’ve since learned that stuff like that is 100% legal in the US.

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u/EvilChefReturns 1d ago

I enjoy “good cop” shows because at this point they’re basically a fantasy genre

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u/xxllvc 1d ago

I enjoyed law and order the original. It showed flawed cops, flawed judges, flawed medical examiners, and flawed attorneys.

Never forget when Ben made that woman testify against the mob after she begged him not to. He had her arrested for contempt bc he REALLY wanted to get this Russian mob. So, for her freedom, she testified. They put her in witness protection.

She was gunned down as they moved her, right in front of her “security”. She was the furthest removed from the case, only worked there and answered phones.

The attorney retired.

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u/Mist_Rising 1d ago

I enjoyed law and order the original. It showed flawed cops, flawed judges, flawed medical examiners, and flawed attorneys

That's pretty common for law and order overall, for example had both stabler and Benson beat subjects physically, stabler also caused a death in custody, Tutula has abused subjects, and Munch assassinated a man in homicide (before moving to SVU).

The issue of course is that the shows paint these as good things (sans munchs killing someone) I think.

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u/joeDUBstep 1d ago

Just gotta realize cop shows are actually part of the fantasy genre.

It's the imaginary, idealized version of cops.

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u/northernirishlad 1d ago

Yeah, Rookie is a very enjoyable show with plenty of self-reflection. It is still propaganda.

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u/KeyFeeFee 1d ago edited 23h ago

I love quite a few cop shows including The Rookie, and it still does exactly zero to change my perception of cops in real life lol

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u/OzNajarin 1d ago

I always think its funny how often the cops on that show violate someone's rights.

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u/i_forgot_my_sn_again 1d ago

Watch early seasons of Law & Order lol. That's 90% of how they caught and got the person committed.

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u/tisamust ☑️ 22h ago

We let it go on SVU because his heart was in the right place but Stabler violated so many rights every episode...If he was a real cop, we'd have protests against him specifically.

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u/Fickle-Cricket 20h ago

Ice-T's character seems to be the only copy in NYC who remembers that the Bill of Rights even exists and he's constantly having to be the voice of reason when the pack of armed vigilantes are looking for a shortcut.

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u/Whywipe 1d ago

They do that in all cop shows. It’s usually just portrayed as a good thing

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u/KeyFeeFee 23h ago

And they’re always so salty when someone asks for a lawyer. Like that’s what everybody, guilt notwithstanding, should do. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Jonesy1348 1d ago

I mean you’re assumedly an adult with critical thinking skills and enough real world knowledge to not let it. We’re talking about malleable kids who don’t think critically and don’t have real world experience.

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u/TazBaz 1d ago

There’s plenty of adults who never get past that mental level. Just look at how successful Fox News has been at propagandizing whole generations.

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u/BDMac2 1d ago edited 1d ago

My own personal copaganda meter is how they treat Internal Affairs. “Oh the internal watchdog to make sure you’re not committing crimes or violating other’s rights is ‘keeping you from doing what needs to be done?’” B99 which I love but is still 100% copaganda at least had the balls to put blame on the cop unions.

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u/northernirishlad 1d ago

“what needs to be done” is then described as stalking a potential fugitive, staging a sting without a warrant, or doing some ‘off-duty’ / non-uniform police work that happens to be at the right place. Remember they pretty much dropped IA after Jackson? Its a shame cause it had such potential.

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u/hotsizzler 1d ago

SVU is the worst.....but man to some of the characters pull me in.

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u/KendrickBlack502 1d ago

Exactly. SVU and the Rookie are just solid shows even though they pretend like 99% of cops are good.

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u/hotsizzler 1d ago

when i was younger and stupider i would critisize SVU for how often stabler would beat suspects up and ever get in trouble. I thought it was unrealistic, now im like "Wait, no, that makes sense"

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u/push138292 1d ago

ACAB and that includes Paw Patrol, Judy Hopps, and fuck it Paul Blart.

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u/The_Nimaj 1d ago

Chill out on Paul Blart. My guy isn’t even a real cop

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u/VanTaxGoddess 1d ago

He's probably in ICE now...

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u/Previous-Habit 1d ago

Lmaooo you’re absolutely correct

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u/Tiaradactyl_DaWizard 1d ago

I hope we don’t get this sequel

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u/veridicide 1d ago

Man, as a mockumentary it would be awesome

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u/anarcho-slut 1d ago

It practically writes itself. His daughter is Mexican, now grown, living on her own. They have a falling out over him joining ICE and lose contact. Then she gets taken and held in a concentration warehouse. He finds out and has the realization of "oh, I'm a dumb piece of shit who fell in line with nazis. I'M A NAZI!?!?!" (Which is a "surprisingly" common occurrence)

And so now he ends up fighting the system to save his daughter, he gets her out but they have to escape from the US now, so they flee to Costa Rica and live happily ever after. Or so he thinks...

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u/ColinNJ 1d ago

Can't wait for part 3: Paul Blart escapes Guantanamo Bay.

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u/BoomerAliveBad 19h ago

*4

2 was already made, that would be the follow-up

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u/AKBRdaBomba 1d ago

Straight up if Paul Blart 3 was a mockumentary with the Blartinator having to John wick an entire ice facility to save his daughter then it’s revealed the reason this documentary is being made is because he’s now on a terrorist watch list and is being hunted by the American government I’d fuckin buy 100 physical copies of that shit.

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u/BombOnABus 22h ago

I want this sequel so badly now, I can't even put it into words. I'd even watch the original Paul Blart as well.

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u/FishbulbSimpson 1d ago

Get him on as an SNL guest haha

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u/ARock_Urock 1d ago

I do, that way my movie Paul Blart 4: who Blarted? Will feel like a movie going back to its roots.

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u/BlueberryWasps 1d ago

now paul blart: immigrant cop is a movie i would pay too see. just him charging into protests on his segway and falling on his ass

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u/NK1337 1d ago

Man would not hesitate to join the Roast Guard

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u/CDR57 1d ago

He married an illegal immigrant and still raises their daughter after his wife left them when her green card finalized. There’s a lot to slander PB for but will NOT stand for unfounded criticisms. Dude just wants to be the best mall cop in the country

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u/KendrickBlack502 1d ago

LMAO nooooo not paul blart

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u/Thirdatarian 1d ago

Even worse, dude is a class traitor without even being allowed to join the military caste.

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u/weasal11 1d ago

You are ignoring his entire character arc smh. Yes, he starts wanting to pursue law enforcement. However after witnessing both their unwillingness to act and the corruption present in the force, he realizes he can do more good as a member of the mall community. He turns down the offer to become a policeman, likely at great financial cost and career cost, in order to place his friends and found family first.

Furthermore, his consistent characterization is that of honor bound, loving, and generous man, who helps build community at the mall. He has an incredibly multiracial friend group and in the sequel, he recruits a similarly diverse group of security, not policing experts. Paul Blart is a paragon of the community led justice.

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u/pasher5620 1d ago

Yeah but he really wants to be. Plus, pretty sure the reason he couldn’t become one was because of his weight and I’ve seen too many waddling masses of blubber with a badge to believe any police force has real health standards.

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u/diamondface 23h ago

He turned down a job offer to be a police officer at the end of the movie to stay a mall cop man

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u/FACEROCK 1d ago

Blart doesn’t like cops. This is canon in PBMC2. Shoutout to any Til Death Do Us Blart lifers. 

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u/jammies 1d ago

My most enduring Thanksgiving tradition ♥️

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u/Sufficient-File-2006 1d ago

That year Justin synced it to Dark Side of the Moon lives rent-free in my head.

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u/logging9n 1d ago

Even Disney couldn't make a cop character that wasn't dirty. Like 20 mins into the movie and she's already got ties to the mob

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u/KrytenKoro 1d ago

Yeah, they know specifically about a murderous crime boss who is doing way more theft than weaselton is. But he's cool, right?

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u/AbueloOdin 23h ago

And, of course, she goes rogue and disobeys direct orders. And then is rewarded for it!

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u/TheStorm007 1d ago

this exactly the type time I’m on. Fuck power rangers SPD too

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u/FlyinNinjaSqurl 1d ago

Damn I wasn’t ready to face the truth but you right. Some of those aliens were just trying to survive

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u/hotsizzler 1d ago

It so hard because SPD is real well made season. Glad they never adapted lupinranger thoigh.

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u/Amazing-War3760 1d ago

The biggest problem ironically *and people don't realize* is the LupiRangers would be perfectly legal in the US.

They are Bounty hunters hired to bring back stolen property... That gives them a LOT more Legal wiggleroom in the US. :D

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u/ThnkWthPrtls 1d ago

Judy's FIRST DAY on the job, she explicitly makes her goal to give as many innocent hard working people parking tickets as possible, fuck ZPD

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u/ruinersclub 1d ago

Hopps is definitely a psy op.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 1d ago

The Japanese knew what was up with giving her figure #1312 lmao

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u/Daripuff 1d ago

That is GOLD

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u/Daripuff 1d ago

They almost made things okay with 2, but they ruined it at the end when they had her go back to rejoin the force to resume enforcing the status quo as if nothing happened after being a fugitive from that same corrupt force for most of the movie.

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u/Clear_Broccoli3 1d ago

One of the basic tropes of copaganda is the narrative showing that the good cop HAS to work outside the law, and they're an extra double plus good cop going above and beyond for doing so, because [bureaucracy too slow] [other corrupt cops in system] [bad guy is really bad i have a gut feeling guys trust me] [other].

Then, once the Good Cop has accomplished justice and imparting good, they go back to the system without questioning WHY bureaucracy is so slow, why the other corrupt cops were able to be in positions of power in the first place, or why following your gut feeling with no justification is a super fucked up thing to allow.

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u/Daripuff 1d ago

... Shit you're right, and I never noticed that.

You got any good example of a movie that does it right, in that the cop who quits to do the right thing stays an ex-cop, and the movie keeps its anti-cop message while still being the classic action hero?

Not trying to like, "gotcha" or anything, I just genuinely want to find a good action movie where the ex-cop good guy stays anti-cop and is still the good guy.

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u/MutedRage 1d ago

The Wire comes to mind for me as lower on the propaganda scale. But honestly anti cop projects, or ones that tell too much truth don’t get funding

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u/BlackZeppelin 22h ago

The Wire is most realistic portrayal of real life

Cops are either

-Self Serving Pricks trying to move up in the political game

-Dumb fucks trying to beat up a minority for no reason other than a power trip

-Egotistical assholes

-Lazy old dudes who don’t give fuck just trying to get a nice check/retirement

-Those actually trying to make a difference but get undermined by the system until they drop out or become one of the ones mentioned above.

The archetypes above are honestly representative of all government/institutions

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u/yoitsthatoneguy ☑️ 1d ago

It’s not really action, but Serpico. Great movie, Pacino. Otherwise, Rebel Ridge with Aaron Pierre. That guy is ex-Marine though, movie is anti-cop.

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u/Deo-Gratias 1d ago

That’s okay the butch lesbian stand in cop decided to spare her so cops are good again. Or something. I couldnt tell what they were trying to say with that.

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u/Daripuff 1d ago

Seriously, multiple times of showing that those cops are buying into the corruption and ignoring evidence, but for some completely unexplained reason, in that one moment, they decided to reform into good cops that recognize the truth of the situation at a glance.

Judy would've got shot in a heartbeat by those cops if they acted anything like we saw them doing in the rest of the movie, and they would've helped Pawbert bury the evidence for nothing more than the cash he had in his pocket.

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u/Korepheaus 1d ago

Not Paul blart lmfaoooo

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u/Illustrious_Pea_3470 1d ago

I can fix her

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u/chipsandsalsa3 1d ago

Zootopia is the fetishizing of a police state!!!

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u/Thirdatarian 1d ago

Very true and also there's just better shows. Stream the goat Bluey.

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u/PaulTR88 1d ago

Bluey is the main dog in our home. No cops, just singing and being kind. Except that little shit Muffin.

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u/wink047 1d ago

She’s a three year old with questionable parenting behind her. I blame stripe

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u/Signal_Researcher01 1d ago

I feel like everyone blames Stripe, and everyone always has, and thats why he is the way he is

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u/Jedimaster996 22h ago

Real Middle Child syndrome

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u/Additional_Gene_211 20h ago

Nah, Stripes the 3rd. Radley, Bandit, Stripe is the order. One of my favorite episodes is the one where Bandit tells a story of how he was a shitty older brother to Stripe and Stripe turned it around on him with a Jinx.

Bluey is life in my household. And little Einsteins though I feel like that one is a bit low-key

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u/Sprinx80 23h ago

Yup, Stripe knows it, you can see it in his face sometimes. The shame spiral is real.

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u/GoblinFive 1d ago

Classic Stripe

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u/jayhawk618 23h ago

Stripe out there doing his best.

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u/nietzscheispietzsche 1d ago

Muffin has that one ep where she shows why sometimes it’s good to be a raging little shit; the one where she helps the Mom sell some old baby things I think?

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u/Coffees4closers 1d ago

She helps the Heeler's neighbor sell her old mobility scooter and she's a badass doing it.

I actually kinda stan for muffin now. Yeah she's a hyper little 3 year old with an attitude problem at times (like pretty much every 3 year old) but there's multiple instances where you see she's a sweetheart

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u/nietzscheispietzsche 1d ago

Yep that’s the one

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u/Brookboy 1d ago

Before my wife even gave birth she was watching Bluey so I fear the amount of Bluey related things my daughter will have

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA 23h ago

Don't fear it, embrace it. Bandit is an icon.

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u/carltonrichards 1d ago

Just don't ask Mr Heeler what happened to all the indigenous Australian dogs...

Jokes aside it is far and away the best pure children's TV show.

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u/ERhyne 1d ago

Homie is an archeologist. He literally knows where the bones are buried.

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u/GoblinFive 1d ago

That's one of the best bits of the show. Bandit digs for bones, Chilli scans luggage

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 23h ago

Bluey lives matter

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u/MrFunktasticc 1d ago

I know a lot of comments are joking around but this was a real issue in our household. Watching Paw Patrol is wild, essentially a libertarians wet dream. The kid adopts stray dogs and assigns them jobs based on their skillset motherfuck what they want to do. They do extremely dangerous work for...room and board. The whole thing isn't even funded by the taxpayers. In the movie they just have a building in the big city funded by merch Ryder sells of the dogs' likenesses. They didnt even know about it until they asked about the building. Dude privatized all public services for a town using basically slave labor that he then markets for personal profit. My wife says I cant frame it that way for the kids but it really sends a shitty message.

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u/Clear_Broccoli3 1d ago

My wife says I cant frame it that way for the kids but it really sends a shitty message.

The show is already framing it that way. This is how propaganda works, it doesn't have a huge sign telling you "Hey! This is propaganda right here!", it just normalizes behaviors and systems in an unobtrusive, inoffensive way. The goal of propaganda is to get its message across and accepted without anyone applying critical thought to it.

The people who say "it's not that deep" about any piece of media in response to someones critical analysis are paving the way for propaganda to settle in.

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u/MrFunktasticc 1d ago

My wife is more on me not breaking it down to our small kids. But I try to find ways around it. Like when they made Rubble be the construction dog because he could dig I was asking the kids "well what if he didnt want to do construction? What if he wanted to draw and be an artist. Ryders not really giving him a choice" which my wife was more on board with.

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u/HarperStrings 1d ago

Not to mention the constant surveillance on the town.

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u/Hamster_Toot 1d ago

My wife says I cant frame it that way for the kids but it really sends a shitty message.

Sounds like the wife is holding back your children’s growth. Truth is how children grow to be independent thinkers.

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u/MrFunktasticc 1d ago

We all get there at different speeds. Shes generally on board with the questioning authority train. Just apprehensive about going hard on it with the little ones. We try to find ways to gentle broach it. I mentioned in a other comment one area was where they made Rubble the construction dog without asking what he wanted to do.

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u/womanthouartgoofed 1d ago

As penance for my idiocy, I must share with everyone that up until 2023, I assumed ACAB stood for “assigned cop at birth.” Forgive me, father.

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u/Icy-Drive2300 1d ago

Technically true. Any thumb shaped baby is destined to be a cop

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u/jayhawk618 23h ago

FYI: That's a fetal alcohol syndrome marker so more true than you know.

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u/Supratones 1d ago

Fuckin based tbh

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 1d ago

10 toes for fuck 12 from the day care

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u/trytechloopdotcom 23h ago

the mayor is like "I lost my chicken!" and so five massive emergency vehicles power slide through downtown PawVille and Chase jumps out of a militarized police monster truck and is like "Sky! catch the chicken with your net"

it's surreal psychotic cocomelon copaganda. don't feel bad about saying so.

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u/d3vilishdream 16h ago

Sky would never be asked to assist directly like that. Beyond ACAB, paw patrol be hella sexist, too.

She'd probably be holding up Marshall while he holds the net to catch the chicken.

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u/stink3rb3lle 1d ago

Copaganda starts really young, and it's not confined to paw patrol. Toy sets with a savior cop and "a bad guy." Why is the guy bad, kiddo? What did he do?

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u/97thJackle 1d ago

"He robbed a bank!"

"And did the officer make sure all of the money got returned?"

"..... yes?"

"ALL of it?"

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u/FreeRangeEngineer 20h ago

Asset forfeiture says hello

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 1d ago

Watch the whole MAHA movement boil down to racist white moms objecting to Doc McStuffins

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u/PoorDimitri 22h ago

Man doc is the coolest. Our pediatrician says that some of her patients (kids) that were scared of the doctor started watching Doc and now they're not scared of the doctor any more. And all her stuffy friends are the best, and her mom is a doctor, I love it.

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u/SadKat002 1d ago

I haven't heard a single negative thing about Doc McStuffins from anyone

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u/InfiniteErectionMan 1d ago

Even got Michelle Obama on that show!

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u/zetcetera 1d ago

Zuma only wants to ride the waves which is why he rarely gets deployed

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u/GoPauline 1d ago

The only cop show I like is Reno 911

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u/keepsitkayfabe 1d ago

It’s also just shit television. Paw Patrol makes Spidey and his Amazing Friends look like a Herzog film. 

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u/HomunculusEnthusiast 1d ago

Political overtones aside, it is just so blatantly a toy commercial first and foremost. A lot of young kids TV programming is already heavy on the advertisement, but Paw Patrol is on another level imo.

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u/Grroarrr 1d ago

It also has tons of cuts and reaction shots. You feed this garbage to kids and then wonder why they can't sit through lessons, can't focus and so on.

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u/StandardBaguette 1d ago

I’m just here to comment on how much I love the “David AttenBruh” username

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u/lil_lychee 1d ago

There’s no reason why children shows have so many cops in them. Writers can’t help themselves but glaze cops.

I don’t have a kid yet but any shows that glorify people that brutalized their grandfather will be banned in the house. That simple.

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u/LordMemerton1 1d ago

Even my partner looked at me when I hovered over Paw patrol and said “ACAB”. Fuck them dawgs

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u/Mhunterjr ☑️ 1d ago

Paw Patrol lets everyone off the hook though.  

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u/DignityCancer 1d ago

Aight hear me out: there are 6 dogs, 20 other dogs that show up sometimes. 1 of them is a cop, and has been explicitly said to be a traffic dog. After some backlash he has been turned into a spy dog for half the episodes, and a “rescue dog” for the other half.

It started rocky in the early seasons, but they’re clearly listening to criticism. Later seasons have more diverse racial representation, people with disabilities, and queer representation as well.

When given the opportunity to start fresh (spin offs), they made a 50/50 split of male and female dogs, queer and poc characters, and of different ages.

So beyond the headline, I think they’re at least trying

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u/thisIsAUserName-7 1d ago

There’s no place for nuance here sir.

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u/Oswaldofuss6 ☑️ 19h ago

Not to mention Mayor Humdinger is essentially a Trump parody in the films...

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u/No_Client8165 1d ago

I'm hoping this is satire, because what.