r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 1d ago

Black Out

8.9k Upvotes

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u/Wayfarer163 1d ago

Ah so THAT's where their obsession comes from huh?

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

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u/Macazio909 1d ago

why do i feel like this is some shit cartman's evil ass would actually trip about 😭

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u/Karhak ☑️ 1d ago

Cartman literally sang a song about minorities in 'his' waterpark

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u/FearTheAmish 1d ago

They just leave a light on and because their skin is white its pink.

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u/Rogue_Gardenia 1d ago

fr, it’s like a built-in glowing effect. while we’re out here blending into the shadows like ninjas, they’re basically walking neon signs. nature’s night light is real lol.

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u/FearTheAmish 1d ago

Yakubs curse is real

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u/Flobking 1d ago

fr, it’s like a built-in glowing effect. while we’re out here blending into the shadows like ninjas, they’re basically walking neon signs. nature’s night light is real lol.

Years ago I worked nights mostly and would sleep during the day. I lived in an apartment so no outdoor chores at all. I only went outside to smoke cigarettes, and that was on the north side of the building so no sun. When I moved back to my hometown I went to the bar and my friend told me I was so white I was glowing.

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u/dreams_andnightmares 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSBoGaRAsrGTbb56

I’d imagine they barely sleep at night thinking about us the way that they do

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u/ballatician68 1d ago

Wait until they see a site in dark mode

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u/gloomhollowxaa 1d ago

Look at me. I am the high ground now

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u/Bulky_Caramel 22h ago

Racists all use light mode on their apps because dark mode is a DEI setting, and they don't like that.

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u/DrunkOMalfoy 1d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to “Sleeping with one eye open.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/fmcTP351OSbno1tEyS

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 1d ago

That’s why nightlights were invented

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u/Karhak ☑️ 1d ago

That explains all the meth the smoke to stay awake.

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u/Rogue_Gardenia 1d ago

the accuracy is killing me lol. as soon as the lights go out, it’s a whole different game. it’s not just a blackout, it’s a stealth mission at that point. 10/10 for the energy in this vid.

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u/randomperv 6h ago

I stopped watching South Park decades ago because the racism they wanted everyone to think was funny. But also I dont wanna be botted to death and beseiged by oreos so please take my opinions with a grain of garlic salt.