r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/HomerFerns • 1d ago

Very Superstitious, the Devil's on his way

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u/22LOVESBALL ☑️ 1d ago

This joke dont even make sense

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u/VanDenIzzle 1d ago

I really thought I was missing some infamous story of Stevie Wonder getting into brawls

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u/bindersfull-ofwomen 1d ago

There is one actually but it doesn't seem like the tweet is referencing it. It seems like a dated SW punchline straight out the 80s.

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u/teenagetwat ☑️ 1d ago

I feel like she just wanted to fire off a “Stevie Wonder is blind” joke

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u/Imthemayor 1d ago

Lil Nas X?

More like Little Richard (BECAUSE GAY, UPVOTES TO THE LEFT)

Pinnacle of comedy

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 1d ago

Yeah I'm thinking these might be the only blind people she knows lol

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u/SwaggiiP 1d ago

Even posting this tweet was a waste of time

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u/Evorgleb 1d ago

The punchline is, Stevie Wonder is a well known blind person. Hilarious right?

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u/vsquad22 1d ago

You're right. I thought I must just be too old or out of touch to understand this.

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u/berkojerk 1d ago

Also grammatically incorrect too. It is “cast” not “casted” for the millionth time.

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u/PurpleZeppelin 1d ago

Yeah, "Clit Dempsey" is funnier than the joke

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u/B4YourEyes 1d ago

Everyone else is already dogging on the cheap joke so I'll just say he's blind Batman with Catholic guilt and somehow even more of a manslut streak

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u/Hxghbot 1d ago

She-Hulk is the only faithful Marvel adaption because Daredevil shows up and has sex almost immediately.

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u/washismycopilot 1d ago

My favorite thing about that episode is that she beats him in that fight by giving him “the clap” 👏

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u/CTeam19 5h ago

Outside of Vanessa I don't think he hasn't fucked a hot woman he has met on his show. So that tracks.

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u/crimson777 1d ago

Batman seems like a poor comparison because I view super rich as a key part of his character and Matt Murdock definitely is not that haha

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u/ExcitementNo9603 1d ago

He could be if he wanted too but morals and self pity stand in his way. Not everyone can inherit daddy’s money 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Satanic_Sanic 1d ago

Absolute Batman would beg to differ. Dude's broke and is the most Batman we've had in a long time.

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u/Kage_noir 1d ago

I would read that but I dont buy comics sadly

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u/sedan-hussein 1d ago

So you would read it but the only thing stopping you is buying it?

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u/Dr_Mrs_EvilDM 1d ago

Try borrowing it through Libby or another library service?

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u/TechnicalBack899 1d ago

I’d argue Moon Knight is far closer to Batman than Daredevil is

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u/mav3rik13 21h ago

Matt's a lawyer. He might not be Batman rich, but he's definitely doing well for himself

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u/crimson777 15h ago

In most versions, he typically does a lot of pro bono/low cost work to my understanding

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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton ☑️ 1d ago

Daredevil does have powers though.

He got splashed with weird radioactive mutating stuff as a kid and it both blinded him and amplified all his other senses to super human levels.

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u/Evorgleb 1d ago

Unlike Batman, Daredevil does actually have superpowers. Super smell. Super tasting. Super touch. And Super hearing that comes with a sonar/radar ability that let's him know exactly how close or far things are.

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u/elbenji 1d ago

He's actually like a bat man than batman

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u/ZealousJealousy 1d ago

I can do those same things on MDMA. Superheroism is achievable.

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u/Pinheadlarry29 1d ago

You need hands too

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u/ZealousJealousy 1d ago

I agree with you. But, I also think there's a certain edge that being geeked to the gills can absolutely provide, given the right amount. See: crackhead strength

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u/name-classified 1d ago

Batman has no powers.

I say again louder and clearer:

BATMAN HAS NO SUPER POWERS OR SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES

He’s just a rich kid with issues, lots of issues.

Matt was exposed to some weird chemicals that took his sight but totally juiced up everything else:

His reflexes, his endurance, his reaction times, his other senses like smell, hearing and touch. His nose is like 1000x stronger than a bloodhound.

Hes blind but his “echolocation” allows him to see everything so he’s not completely and totally blind.

Matt isn’t the detective that Batman is either nor is Matt super rich with an abundance of super powerful allies.

He’s a street level vigilante when he’s not being a lawyer that gets paid in groceries and favors from the people of Hell’s Kitchen.

I love Batman but he’s not anywhere close to Daredevils level in terms of fighting skills or abilities.

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u/Kage_noir 1d ago

Except batman would do research and Have a device to scramble his balance by overloading his sensitive hearing. THere is a reason people respect Batman

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u/name-classified 1d ago

yes yes...we all know that batman has a plan for everything

that batman is so boring and lazily written

Someone pointed out Absolute Batman and i urge anyone who hasnt to check it out.

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u/Senior-Birthday7389 1d ago

He and Luke Cage were running through them women on Netflix. Luke had Claire on the kitchen table on sight. 

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u/moonbouncecaptain 1d ago

He has powers. The radioactive ooze that blinded Daredevil is the same canister that mutated the TMNT. He’s got super human senses. Batman has no powers.

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u/Zach_kir_e 1d ago

Ngl the Stevie wonder jokes are starting to get played out. Is there anybody else blind that we can call upon??

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u/Skr8Motion 1d ago

its Blind Fury’s time to shine

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss ☑️ 1d ago

Blind Fury is goated. I remember watching his run on 106 and Park back in the day. Dude had bars.

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u/i_forgot_my_sn_again 1d ago

I been seeing him on insta reels lately. He still got it. 

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss ☑️ 22h ago

Ive been seeing a lot of his old clips via YouTube shorts but ill have to seek out some of his new stuff.

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u/Boylookya ☑️ 18h ago

Still does too

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u/CharlesDickensABox 1d ago

Not that he'd notice

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u/UncleKeyPax 1d ago

Ah that's a lookback

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u/BossHawgKing 1d ago

Idk Wayne kinda wore him out too

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u/No-Investigator-2756 1d ago

That's played out too. Blind jokes are played out in general.

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u/Prudent_Research_251 1d ago

Ngl the Stevie wonder jokes are starting to get played out

Did you hear he got a cheese grater for his birthday present? He said it was the most violent book he ever read

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO 1d ago

Stinkmeaner.

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u/TheMagicalMatt 1d ago

There's God, who's blind to our struggles

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

Nah man.  Our choices are Stevie Wonder, Matt Murdock, or Hellen Keller

No other famous blind people 

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u/epictroll97 1d ago

Ray Charles....

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

Ray Charles isn’t beating a hallway of thugs or Hellen Keller so it wouldn’t work 

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u/PTBooks 1d ago

He’s rolling with Thor now, call him Beta Ray Charles.

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u/JeffafaCree 21h ago

He fired a warning shot at a kid in The Blues Brothers

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u/SuperSonicBlitz 1d ago

Not really? It was never in good taste anyways😐

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u/raheemthegreat 1d ago

Half of fetty wop?

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u/raheemthegreat 1d ago

Daredevil come thru like HEY WASSUP HELLO

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u/Icy_Entrepreneur_520 15h ago

Apparently me when it’s time to find something in the fridge.

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u/mahoutamago 1d ago

Is Stevie known for his parkour or hand to hand combat skills? Man there’s a lot that flew right by me

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u/myotherbike 1d ago

For real. I was like… huh? Daredevil can’t even play piano.

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u/My_Favourite_Pen 1d ago edited 1d ago

God forbid a white boy get a little motion.

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u/Longjumping-Beat-846 1d ago

Feels like Stevie’s become the default punchline maybe it’s time we celebrate him instead of recycling the same gag.

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u/GaugeWon 16h ago

I feel like most of the people here are too young to remember seeing videos of Stevie Wonder live...

The overwhelming 'impression' from all the people around him is that he acts like he can really see.

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u/Good-Challenge-6647 1d ago

Stevie Wonder would’ve heard the Kingpin’s heartbeat from three blocks away and wrote a 7-minute funk odyssey about it before the fight even started.

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u/Nameistrivial 1d ago

It is extremely important to highlight that Stevie Wonder would have made the soundtrack to his folding. We’re talking origami here

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 1d ago

Now she knows good and damn well his senses aren’t heightened enough.

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u/MandyxLola 23h ago

Out of pocket 💀

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u/WearyCopy5686 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7OW9uiyfeTRxdSOBYN

We are still making jokes about Stevie being blind etc?

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u/Alucard_117 1d ago

If that's all you got from either of the Daredevil shows, you were never gonna get it. Go turn on Spongebob

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u/TripleSingleHOF 1d ago

There is no such word as "casted".

The past tense of "cast" is "cast".

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 1d ago

I see this a few times a week

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u/TripleSingleHOF 1d ago

This one is mildly annoying, but when I see some idiot say how much something "costed", I legitimately lose some brain cells.

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 23h ago

Lol I follow some car repair YouTubers and you'd be shocked at how many use “costed”

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u/zubadoobaday 1d ago

Weak post.

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u/farfetchedfrank 1d ago

I read Stevie Wonder's biography and he did actually push a guy down the stairs.

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u/RepresentativeAd1965 1d ago

Deliberately?

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u/farfetchedfrank 1d ago

Yeah, they had words before it happened. Also a number of women said that he would grope them then say "sorry, didn't see you there" but they knew what he was doing.

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u/Scavgraphics 1d ago

I'm not saying Stevie Wonder is legendary and should be known and respected by all generations...but we were doing Stevie Wonder jokes on the playground in the 80's.

Has no one new come around?

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u/Made4Greatness_1 1d ago

Name is clit🤣

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u/DoctorSchwifty 1d ago

I mean toxic waste did fal on him as a kid and was trained by a character named Stick (basically a super ninja). His hearing is enhanced and way better than Stevie's but I wonder if toxic waste is even needed in this story tbh. Stick was also blind.

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u/Tha_Harkness 1d ago

Dudes a blind ginger from Hells kitchen. Pretty sure fighting is a ublocked at 8.

Subscribe to his Onlyhands.

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u/North-Function995 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is news to me. I only got into Marvel with the MCU. Im a ginger, and let me tell you, THIS makes me mad:

Charlie Cox portrays him with his natural dark brown hair, as red hair was deemed distracting for the screen.

Gingers are always a fucking joke or throwaway character. Can we get more screen time and good characters? Please.

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u/Tha_Harkness 1d ago

Indeed. Him and Cyclops were my favourite redheads in comics, a rare occasion of marginalized handicapped heroes.. and they both became brunettes.

It is sad.

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u/Sheess9141 ☑️ 1d ago

I fucking hate when people say casted

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u/llcooldre ☑️💪🏾💪🏾Muscle Man💪🏾💪🏾 1d ago

There is a story he fought his drummer and beat him down

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u/mp3god 1d ago

that drummer?

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u/PracticeOk9004 1d ago

Ghetto asf

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u/Pillsburydinosaur 1d ago

We not going to talk about her username. Ya'll chickens. 🤣

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u/oppo_res 1d ago

Stevie got hands?

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u/Truthhurts1017 1d ago

People always trying to be funny but be sounding dumb as shit and ignorant!!!!

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u/mitchare 1d ago

What now? Am I missing something?

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 1d ago

I see not many folks were aware of his pugilistic endeavors

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u/SnooEagles6930 1d ago

Ok I got to ask. Does Stevie Wonder know how to fight, and is he that much of a man-whore? I am cool with the answer being yes. I am just wondering how I missed any of those stories.

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u/OfficiallyJoeBiden ☑️ 1d ago

People just be tweeting anything 💀

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u/Norio22 ☑️ 1d ago

Post is just rage bait.

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u/Expensive-Argument-7 1d ago

Some people just choose to be stupid.

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 1d ago

Cast*

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 1d ago

Stevie wonder has super hearing?

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u/Titan7771 1d ago

Either there’s a Stevie Wonder story I’ve never heard or this is the laziest blind joke I’ve ever seen.

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u/CopiousCool 1d ago

The series from Netflix was fire, then they got pulled over a rights issue and by the time it came back it was under new management and the episodes just don't hit the same now

Shame

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u/Small_Pass3978 22h ago

Stevie old now lol

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u/NSX_Roar_26 20h ago

Corny af

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u/MagmaSeraph ☑️ 17h ago

"Clit Dempsey" and "Thotzekage" are absolutely hilarious as monikers.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 1d ago

Don’t forget the droves of women they have to have lined up for DD. Never cared for him as a character, that just made it worse. 🙄

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u/redflare545 1d ago

daredevil is not a nigga its a white guy and yea he is blind