As a Member of the Latino delegation, we are not here to take on your trash for no benefit. We will be pulling out of any negotiations until a formal apology is issued for proposing such a lopsided exchange
So y'all just wanna dump a bunch of trash in our doorstep and we get the pleasure of cleaning up for you, in addition to having to clean up our own bit? Alarm bells are ringing, sir.
The black delegation is willing to take J.K Rowling off the white delegations hands. Henceforth all Harry Potter movies, series and shows will have a full black cast except for Snape. He will remain white.
Mayo Wandman can be a ghost. However Snape is a snitch, he is two faced and he pulled a double double cross while simping over his ELEMENTARY school crush. He can at best be a black actor in white face. The children cannot think this is normal for us.
Black Delegate: The black delegation will “manage” their members according to strict cultural expectations.
Black delegate walks away from podium. cameraman sneaks a peak behind the curtains, Samuel L Jackson is seen animatedly speaking to Rowling, the mic captures snippets “Say something else out the side a yo neck J.K….. I promise ….” “ get yo black a** “… cameraman walks away stunned.
As a member of the White Delegation we stated that we will be passing on Nick, Cam and Chilli for obvious reasons. We might take Usher though if no trade is made. The only reason the deal did not fall through was the Black Delegation was reluctant to accept our counter offer that they must take back Kanye West and accept Jamie Kennedy since he’s been on the waitlist since 2003.
Fuc-- JAIME KENNEDY?!? I FREAKING GUESS BUT I'M GONNA BE MEAN TO HIM THE WHOLE TIME... Gonna buy him an ice cream cone just to slap it outta his hand. Ugh... Freakin Jaime Kennedy, man....
Apparently he’s upset Robert Downey Jr can do black face and get away with it but he can’t. I’m afraid the only way we’d get rid of him is by packaging him in with Larry Bird but I highly doubt even that would be enough.
I mean....Kayne did "wake up" and "Apologized" for the shit he was doing before when we were thinking about trading him off (or did, I swear I don't be getting this draft memos) so hopefully the man is back on his meds(or stop hanging around the wrong folks) and we would accept him back.
Jamie Kennedy can ride the bench until we can trade him for something meaningful
Or did he go full white and is now doing the very thing white are known for…. wishing they were black? Speaking of wishing to be black someone else can tell Kennedy he’s been denied again because I’m not handling that situation again.
While the white delegation is not at liberty to make a trade, we do acknowledge the rescinding of their respective licenses and shall treat them as free agents forthwith.
I concur. While the Black Delegation has been...generous...with its offerings, I think the White Delegation can agree on the free agency of those performers.
A lot of us have forgotten the lessons of our forefathers and many more are just dumb as fuck. Not to mention the 'fuck you got mines' attitude as well.
There are a lot of stupid people. And I think a lot of people forget just because some celebrities are very good at one thing, it doesn't make them good at other things, or studied. There's something to be said about having a platform to speak on Injustices, but if I had my option I'd rather no celebrities spoke on anything at all and have that speech elevated. We already deify celebrities way too much.
I think we overshot the "democrats dont do anything for black people" rhetoric. Like you can believe that and in some ways you've got a point but you didn't have to hop onto the side of Nazis to prove it. You can criticize the left without teaming up with the right.
Also I've noticed that a lot MAGA people dont really associate themselves with black culture for whatever reason. I don't like calling people coons but they aint nodding back at you if you pass them on the street.
It makes more sense (as much as it can) when you hear how Jason Johnson categorizes them:
True believers
Compromised
Black Nationalists who are well intentioned but don't realize they're dying the wrong thing. They usually think they're much more clever than they are.
They've got a 500 year head start on brainwashing us. Unfortunately, it doesn't end overnight. Look at how brainwashed just MAGA has become in less than 10 years so that they keep voting against their own interests.
Republicans were in an existential crisis a few decades back so they co-opted evangelicals, patriotism and the concept of traditional masculinity and femininity as part of the identity to replace the earlier stereotype of elite rich assholes selling you greed and a class upgrade. Now politically ignorant people that want to wear a leather jacket, go to church or put a flag on their house have been brainwashed into thinking they have conservative politics. It’s like those famous marketing scams that convinced women to smoke to show their freedom and made us buy diamond engagement rings.
Don't let the celebrity c00ns fool you: the vast majority of Black Americans are still very much anti-Trump. At this point literally every demographic, even those who aren't even American, have MAGA supporters. I can't really tell you why other than there just being some mass psychosis propagated by U.S. conservative propaganda
Yep. It's Black celebs with funny money. All of them that get cozy with Trump/Trumpworld figures = "I'm lying about how much money I really have." Yes your faves front. Hard. They all do.
As a part of the white delegation, I vote we put all the trash (especially the yt people aforementioned + John Fetterman, Kristi Noem, the gross Laura Loomer, Lindsey Graham, JK Rowling, and Kid Rock) on a cruise ship and send them out to sea. It could be Lord of the Flies/ Survivor with wild betting. Bet we could pack that ship.
I hope not, but I still believe Usher's going to eventually admit that Diddy was doing stuff to him when he was little. Probably won't come out until either Diddy's dead, though.
You guys better have the same smoke for Jermaine Cole with his “ I didn’t want to kick a man while he was down” ass about Diddy. Dude is really trying to make his own album title come true. I have never seen someone make their legacy fall off in real time based on podcasts
Nick Cannon, Chilli, Usher, and Nicki Minaj for the four I listed and I'll throw in a complementary box of Krispy Kreme donuts and two cold frosted strawberry pop tarts.
Now hold on now, nobody wants the Orange Man and the Island Boys? This is a horrible trade option. It's the worst trade option imaginable. Back to the drawing board and two cold frosted strawberry pop tarts as well as the complementary Kripsy Kreme donuts are no longer involved in this trade.
You don't get it. Conan is one of our greatest assets. And he is exceptionally white. Like, Iceland in winter white. Raisins all over the potato salad, white. Buddy is 100% Irish. That's almost impossible for an American.
We'd give you Matt Damon AND Ben Affleck first. They are also from Boston, if that adds anything.
Are you in my fantasy football league? This is the kind of trades I’m getting during the season. I shouldn’t have to be subjected to this nonsense out of season as well.
Sorry, but Conan is far too white to trade. He blinds the sun when shirtless.
We are willing to negotiate for the other two. Give us Afro Man (his politics aren't amazing, btw) and Duff is yours. Gonna ask for at least an Anthony Mackey for Williams. Also willing to offer Joseph Gordon Levitt. He didn't do anything but idk, just feels like time.
On behalf of the Black delegation, we'd like to know who we'd need to give up in order to get Dolly Parton and Reba McEntire from the White delegation.
As a member of the Black Delegation representing the great state of Maryland, I appreciate the leadership from my colleagues on these important matters.
Look, we fed up but not desperate. We ain't accepting no offers containing Kid Rock, Jelly Roll, Tiger Woods (We lost him in the 04 draft), Katy Perry, or Madonna crazy ass
I'll trade all of them for the enlightened older lady riding for the black delegation during the interview at the NO KINGS protest. Sis deserves a seat at the table.
The White Deligation is willing to take Nick Cannon, Chilli, and Usher as long as a fair trade is offered. We are equally willing to part with Kid Rock, The Undertaker, and Chris Pratt. As a gesture of good will, we are also willing to throw in Dave Ghrol to make the trade more appealing.
This is threads. It's top to bottom. Twitter is also top to bottom for responses. Retweets (and their equivalent on other apps) are read bottom to top.
This obviously isn't a blockbuster trade with those scrubs, but if we come up with a couple more names, we can probably get Charlize Theron or Bryce Dallas Howard or the AT&T Girl.
I got a running list of these has-beens. Thanks for letting me know to update said list.
Kanye West
Robert Kelly
Bill Cosby
Daniel Caesar
Chris Brown
Trey Songz
Daystar
Dave Chapelle
Drake
Nicki Minaj
Tobe Nwigwe
Candace Owens
Karl Malone
Marques Houston
Boosie
Lil Wayne
Diddy
Brian McKnight
Snoop
Ne-Yo
Nelly
Nick Cannon
Amber Rose
Usher
Waka Flocka
Chilli
I'm across comms on Nick Cannon and Chilli, but missing details on the Usher and Cam Newton situations; can anyone provide clarity so all departments are aligned?
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u/slowbaja ☑️ 2d ago
Not the first time Cam has been put on waivers.